Showing posts with label geeks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label geeks. Show all posts

Monday, September 15, 2008

Where no Cake has Gone Before...


Geeks don't often come out looking good. Their absurd fidelity to the minutae of their fetishism regularly triggers the scorn of those of us with some sense of what really matter in the real world.

Case in point:

On the Food Network show 'Ace of Cakes' (geeky enough in it's own right, a show about decorating cakes) they recently did a show where they elaborately decorated a cake to look like the command deck of the original Star Trek series Enterprise. (Add geek level number two.)

It is cartoonily impressive.

But it gets better. Meanwhile over at trekmovie.com, they got into a good debate about it. (Level three.)
Comment number 6, Sean, goes WAY over the top - which is noted above as being parody of how Trek fans geek-out and nit-pick. This may be true, or it may be retrodicting. Either way, the need to defend it is telling in it's own right. Yet it goes on. And on. And on. The statement sparks a small online fracas that extends well beyond the borders of cakes and Trek (as if that wasn't bad enough). It gets a bit boring to be honest, but a quick skim to see how retarded it gets is worth a peek on a slow day. That is if you can handle a flame-war over the dismissive use of the word 'First' (I kid you not.) and who has the right to use ALL CAPS when and where.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Sith-ing Around for Nothing

The line up started Saturday.

Six weeks is an awfully long time to sit around, and while I can understand that waiting for Episode One people went to some extreme lengths to be first in the door... I myself woke up at 5 in the morning and sat in line for 3 or 4 hours for tickets (for what would be the third showing - one every 15 minutes starting at midnight) and then again for a few hours - with friends and it was actually pretty fun. 6 hours. Not 6 weeks. And we still got in the door long before anyone who waited 6 weeks got out and had a chance to ruin anything for us.

I guess none of this new batch of unemployed losers has seen either of the tepid two films that preceeded it.

The only way George Lucas could redeem himself is if he throws some twist at me that blows my mind and turns everything else I've seen so far on it's ass. Like the Jedi Masters have been sexually abusing their Padawans and THAT is why Anakin turned - 'cause Obiwan was as sick or sicker than the rest of them.

And speaking of...

Is it just me or does the tesimony of previous alleged victims of Michael Jackson look really bad for him?

But more on that later, I've got to go watch the Stanley Cup Playoffs... on my PS2.